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I’ve never gotten a car for Christmas. Chances are, unless you’re like one of those brats from the show “My Super Spoiled (sorry, I meant “Sweet”) Sixteen,” you haven’t either (if you bought it yourself, that’s a different story. You’re not spoiled, you rock. Unless your name is Heidi and Spencer. Then you still suck). Why? Well, for one, it’s way to big for Santa to carry in his bag. I know it’s supposed to be a magic bag and that he can fit anything in there, which is true, but come on. Be reasonable. Santa is not going to pull a car out of his bag and put it under your tree. Plus, his elves couldn’t make a car. Sure, they’re skilled enough. But can you imagine the lawsuits that would happen if elves started making BMW’s or Cadillac’s? The car industry is in enough trouble as it is. So even though you won’t be getting a Mercedes Benz this Christmas (again, if you are, we all hate you), you can at least get the Tag Heuer Mercedes Benz SLR Calibre watch. It’s the masculine luxury watch that comes with all the options: Hybrid Electro-Mechanical movement, durable rubber strap, and a perpetual calendar that will be around long after you’re dead. And the best thing is, all orders get free shipping - including Next Day Air! You’ll feel good having the best watch in the neighborhood, even when that sixteen-year-old brat Tiffany drives by in her new Jaguar. Don’t worry. She’ll total it in a few weeks anyway and flunk out of college and end up tearing some girl’s hair out on a sleazy reality show, so be patient. You and your kick-a watch will end up on top soon enough. jomadeals
People love their phones. And I’ve seen some pretty weird ways to customize that phone to make it “more my style.” They buy different colored covers, decorative cases, screen backgrounds, and even cover their phones in nail polish and multicolored plastic rhinestones to make it look “classy” (by certain definitions it did look classy, just not the definition found in Webster’s). But the greatest tragedy of today is that newer, fancier, touch-screen phones are really hard to customize. With all the buttons and screen space, there’s no room. But we at JomaDeals have a solution. Today’s daily deal, the Burberry Classic Check phone strap, is a beautiful accessory that will work for most any phone. It’s a feminine leather strap with a gold tone base and the classic Burberry check pattern that’s a signal to everyone around you that you have taste. And it’s one of those few accessories that will work with any phone. Just make sure you have a little place to hook it on. And of course, with the JomaDeals discount today, there’s never been a better time to get one. Think of it as one last holiday gift to put in a loved one’s stocking (trust me, it’ll fit).jomadeals
So it’s day two of our “12 Days of Christmas” countdown, and since yesterday, I’ve actually done a little research (and by research, of course, I mean I looked it up on wikipedia) and found out that the 12 days of Christmas is a real period of time that starts on Christmas and continues on after the holiday, so I’ve got it backwards. But what fun is that, starting a countdown AFTER Christmas?
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I wonder how the song “The 12 Days of Christmas” came about. Because there aren’t 12 days of Christmas. There’s only one. So is it a countdown? Is it 12 days until Christmas, and on the first day you get some sort of an exotic bird in a tree that I’m pretty sure doesn’t grow around here, and on the last day you get a gift of 12 guys in an indie band you’ve never heard of (strange choice of gifts, BTW. And I hardly think nine ladies dancing is family friendly)? To be sure, it’s a strange song, and I’m sure there is some meaning and symbolism behind it, but I’m too lazy to look it up, so we’re just going to assume that the song is a nonsensical ballad from the Beatles “I Am the Walrus” era that’s a countdown to Christmas about getting really strange gifts from your “true love” whose credit card you should probably consider taking away (do you know how much it costs to book 10 lords a’ leaping? It’s not cheap). So assuming it is a countdown, day 1 starts today, and twelve days from now, it’ll be Christmas (or if you’re Jewish, it’ll be Friday). So to start our countdown, we have the luxury Swiss-made Baume and Mercier Riviera Collection men’s watch. This beauty is both rugged and refined, like a Navy Seal combined with the kind of French artist that girls really seem to like. It comes with a scratch resistant sapphire crystal, easy to read date display, and genuine diamond hour markers. It’s a luxury watch you won’t want to pass up. And the best part? We’re giving it away for only $1225. That’s 65% off retail and more than $500 lower than our nearest competitor sold it for only a few days ago (Yea, eat it unnamed competitor!) So buy today, and let your own 12 days of Christmas start with a bang.jomadeals
So it’s the beginning of the twelve days of Christmas, meaning that twelve days from now, including today, it will be Christmas. So the twelve days of Christmas is sort of a countdown where you give odds gifts to someone everyday, each day increasing the weirdness of the gifts until the person you’re giving the gifts to decides you should both go to couples counseling. One of our daily deals today is a shiny, glittering luxury men’s watch. So we thought it would only be fair to offer another shiny watch for the girls. Today’s deal of the day is a gorgeous, glittering timepiece from Dolce and Gabbana, available with a black or white dial. This slender watch comes with a band made of tiny teardrop links encrusted with Zirconium crystals. If you’re like a raccoon and can’t take your eyes off of shiny things, then this is the perfect watch at the perfect time for you. Because not only can you stare at the glittering gems all day until the clock strikes 6 and its time to go home and you realize you haven’t done any work all day because you’ve been staring at the sparkles on your watch all day, but since it’s the holiday season, all of the colorful lights and shining crystals will make this watch glitter even more. So buy today. With only 12 days left until Christmas, the window is starting to close on those last minute online gift items, so if you’re still looking for a good idea, now’s your chance.
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